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Found a cool Society MMO

2009-01-17 12:38:46 by luke-peltier

Its called outerworlds, google it. Its actually very fun and its an FPS with out the guns but you can act in society with a job a house and FOOD! Hopefully we can get more people to play. I hang around in Mystic and Shopica Find me and Ill be Luke if you do. Check it out!


RAAAAAAWWWWWR!

2009-01-15 15:46:48 by luke-peltier

Im hungry.


Quick! The the lulzmobile!

2009-01-15 11:56:56 by luke-peltier

What has made YOU lulz most?


Freelance Photography.

2009-01-12 21:26:04 by luke-peltier

I do alot of it. xD


Click for a brain rape!

2009-01-11 20:36:18 by luke-peltier

I like to SSA EHT NI OUY KCUF. Read Backwards for full raping brain anally effect.



Well? What are you waiting for? Post! xD



Jan. 7, 2009 @ 8:26 AM EST

Really? Who wants to see anything about the global crisis when there could be funnier things?Here is this list I made of different crap that happened. xD

Highlights of January.
1. Saw a UFO.
2.Got flashed by a chica.
3. Introduced to The Wombats

Highlights of February.
1. Got flashed by the same chick...TWICE.
2.Found some guy in a shed about to kill himself.
3. Broke my wrist..

Highlights of March.
1. Uberest b-day evah! 13 years to date.
2.Birthday surprise from thar flashing chica.
3. Found same guy trying to slit his throat with a spoon.

Highlights of April.
1. Got into major fight and.. you guessed it. Broke my other wrist.
2.Chica brings me to shed and gets as far as I wouldn't guess.
3. Almost got laid.^^^^

Highlights of May.
1. Chica gets laid by my besty: Elijah.
2. Found a coin from 1838 in the mud.
3.Missed the bus 7 consecutive times.

Highlights of June.

1. Hoorah School is out!
2. Got a 6 pack abdomen
3.Lost my 6 pack abdomen

Highlights of July.

1. Moved to Massachusetts for a month.
2. Met my 3rd love.
3. Moved back to Illinois where the flashing chica was.

Highlights of September.

1.In a month, I was told I'd be moving to Minnesota permanently. WooHoo!
2.Got some more flashing. Really getting old by now.
3. Beat the game, "Bioshock"

Highlights of October.

1. Starting school in Baudette, Minnesota.
2. Getting into yet another major fight leaving a 2 inch gash on my face.
3. Going trick or treatring for the first time in 3 years with my besties: Brandon, Sadie, Taylor, and Alissa (Alyssa? XD)

Highlights of November.

1. Move schools to the town Warroad 30 miles outward. Staying in Baudette.
2.Meet the most insane, awesome bunch of guys: Kendle, Tyler, Tyler II, Haats, and Seth.
3. Find out about the sex talk - again. Euuurgh.

Highlights of December.
1.Merry Christmas. Got a Candle, A few pairs of Earbuds, and a Wii! Im a official Wii-Tard. xD
2.Found another coin except it was 1942.
3.Happy New Years!!!!

Well, Thats it I guess. Over and out? xD



Really? Who wants to see anything about the global crisis when there could be funnier things?Here is this list I made of different crap that happened. xD

Highlights of January.
1. Saw a UFO.
2.Got flashed by a chica.
3. Introduced to The Wombats

Highlights of February.
1. Got flashed by the same chick...TWICE.
2.Found some guy in a shed about to kill himself.
3. Broke my wrist..

Highlights of March.
1. Uberest b-day evah! 13 years to date.
2.Birthday surprise from thar flashing chica.
3. Found same guy trying to slit his throat with a spoon.

Highlights of April.
1. Got into major fight and.. you guessed it. Broke my other wrist.
2.Chica brings me to shed and gets as far as I wouldn't guess.
3. Almost got laid.^^^^

Highlights of May.
1. Chica gets laid by my besty: Elijah.
2. Found a coin from 1838 in the mud.
3.Missed the bus 7 consecutive times.

Highlights of June.

1. Hoorah School is out!
2. Got a 6 pack abdomen
3.Lost my 6 pack abdomen

Highlights of July.

1. Moved to Massachusetts for a month.
2. Met my 3rd love.
3. Moved back to Illinois where the flashing chica was.

Highlights of September.

1.In a month, I was told I'd be moving to Minnesota permanently. WooHoo!
2.Got some more flashing. Really getting old by now.
3. Beat the game, "Bioshock"

Highlights of October.

1. Starting school in Baudette, Minnesota.
2. Getting into yet another major fight leaving a 2 inch gash on my face.
3. Going trick or treatring for the first time in 3 years with my besties: Brandon, Sadie, Taylor, and Alissa (Alyssa? XD)

Highlights of November.

1. Move schools to the town Warroad 30 miles outward. Staying in Baudette.
2.Meet the most insane, awesome bunch of guys: Kendle, Tyler, Tyler II, Haats, and Seth.
3. Find out about the sex talk - again. Euuurgh.

Highlights of December.
1.Merry Christmas. Got a Candle, A few pairs of Earbuds, and a Wii! Im a official Wii-Tard. xD
2.Found another coin except it was 1942.
3.Happy New Years!!!!

Well, Thats it I guess. Over and out? xD


I sprained my arm.

2008-12-30 17:21:28 by luke-peltier

No joke. If that made you laugh then say it loud.


This is hilarious..

2008-12-27 14:11:03 by luke-peltier

I swear this is on my last post.

I got a great hentai pic for you guyz.
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Dec. 24, 2008 @ 6:59 PM EST

HAHA! I made your Cock Hard. (Unless you be a chica, then I made your clit expand and your e-penis grow 10 inches.)

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Dec. 24, 2008 | 10:37 PM Pornomon says:
I HOPE THAT AN IRISH BICYCLE SCOUT PENETRATES YOUR SKIN POURES WITH 3 BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE WHILE YOUR MUM FUCKS A FIREHYDRANT THAT A DOG JUST PISSED ON AND THEN YOUR DAD GETS STOMACH CRAMPS AND SHITS CORNY DIAREHEA IN A BLENDER AND HE SHITS SO HARD HIS VAS DEFERENS FALL IN AS WELL THEN HE BLENDS IT PUTS IT IN THE FREEZA AND MAKES A HARD DILDO OUT OF OT THEN HE GETS IN HIS PONTIAC AND DRIVES DOWN TO THE LOCAL IRISH PUB AND FUCKS A LEPRACHAUN AND COMES ON A 4 LEAF CLOVER AS HE IS ALSO TIT FUCKING A PIGEON WHO HAS THE BIRD FLU THEN IT STARTS TO SPREAD AND EVERYONE IS PUKING AND CUMMING BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME YOU ARE GREETED BY YOUR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA THEN THEY CHAIN YOU TO A BED AND FLOG YOUR COCK WITH A SACK OF RUSTY TWEEZERS THEN THEY SODOMIZE YOU WITH A 32 YEAR OLD VACCUUM CLEANER AND IT SUCKS OUT YOUR ARTERIES THEN YOUR GRANDMA RAMS HER MATURE STINKY CUNT IN YOUR THROAT AND DRIPS OLD PISS IN YOUR OESOPHAGUS AND YOUR GRANDPA BITES OFF TWO OF YOUR TOES AND DIPS THEM IN FRENCH ONION DIP AND SNORTS THEM THEN YOUR SHIT AND CUM COVERED DAD AND YOUR PISS SMELLING MUM JOIN THE FUCK AND YOU HAVE A GIANT REPULSIVE SICK FAMILY ORGY IN A PUSS COVERED BED THEN YOU ALL GET THE BIRD FLU AND DIE HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SCUM I COULD SMASH YOU ANYDAY

I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKING TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT

Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:09 PM
luke-peltier responds:
Heehee.. My christmas was great.. how about yours? Besides, who's the pervert try to find porn?

I swear that is real.